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He doesn't look a thing like Jesus

But he talks like a gentlemen like you imagined him when you were young

Created on 2006-08-24 10:32:51 (#10985754), last updated 2006-08-26

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Name:	Wesley
Website:	FAP

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Fan of a girl?

Wesley. 03Oct92. 13. The States. Pessimist. Procrastinator. Daydreamer. Obsessive. Squee-er. Fan girl. Stuffed Animals. Purple. Baby lotion/oil. Lotion. Perfume. Cleanliness. Perfectionist. Artist. Writer. Reader. Music luva. Libraries. Crack Theories. Learning. Lollzing&weird face letter expressions. Realism. Movies. Charmed. CSI. Endlessly talking. Eye candy. Fanfiction. One true pairings. Slash. Femmesleash. Het. Potter Girls. Potter Puffs. Fluffy thing. Roller Coasters. Harry Potter. Leather and Libraries. SS Guns and Hand Cuffs. Gum. Coffee. Popcorn. Starbucks. Ravenclaw. "Being betrothed to Tom&Emma's son".

OTPS

Draco/Hermione. They brought me into this hellish squee whenever I see Tom or Emma in the first place. Off the bat I thought that reading was for ‘nerds’ which is because I’ve become one. DAMN YOU LIGHT SABERS! That was until I read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Not a month later did Order of The Phoenix come. After that I felt the obsessive need to read about Harry Potter-the having already just read the books and no patience I turned to fandom. I forget what my first fanfiction I ever read was. I do however remember stumbling upon a beautiful D/Hr fanfiction site. I thought “How stupid! Aren’t they suppose to hate each others guts?!?!” this did not stop me from reading though. Instantly hooked. Then I became a Fire and Ice fan. Traitor! I know. Anyways This didn’t last too long unless Ron was cursing his sister into oblivion for dating that stupid uppity ferret boy! So then I came across Restrictedsection.org. Hmm. I found Harry/Draco. This was undoubtedly a hot ship. But I still couldn’t get the satisfaction as Leather and Libraries. Thus I ship D/Hr&&D/H.

Minor Pairings

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While I I ave only two otps I have many minor pairings that I adore. Pansy Parkinson. Was the first Hogwarts girl I liked next to Hermione. Was it because she took Malfoy to the ball? Honestly I don’t know why she caught my attention. I just knew I was tired of her always being forcefully married to Draco and he complained and bitched about it then he’d magically meet up with Pureblood!Hermione. Or she was a unfearful whiny fat slut. She like many characters is unappreciated and stereo-typed as the few words JKR leaves us with. Finally I came across the Pansy/Draco trilogy. It brought me to tears because Pansy finally was written the way I visioned her. Luna I find myself more like her than anyone else because I too am wise but do not have a knack for common sense. I am a daydreamer and can easily relate to Luna. I know its not easy to charactise Luna so that why I do not fool around writing or reading Luna fics because it’ll leave me saying “Luna wouldn’t say that!” Ginny fell in and out of love with her during the series. I came back to fancying her during HBP well after more likely since too many people was hating on her. Just because she could get around. I don’t loathe nor like H/G. Quite simply I don’t understand it. Also during HBP my attention was brought to Blaise Zabini. AND TO SETTLE IT He’s A Black Italian that way everyone gets what they want. Didn’t quite know whom he should be with so I thought of threesome's and came across Hermione/Draco/Blaise pairing which was sex. So these were my favorite minor characters and the ships just evolved from there

Tom/Emma
. Yes I ship them as people. They look good together. He is so crazy about her. Calling her an “attractive young woman” we know what that means. Yes she’s young and TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR WORDS but he is fancying her but can’t move in because he’s legal now and she’s not. But when she is they get married and have a son whom I betrothed to because Tom owes me a BIG favor. Mmmmmm can’t you see him? Dirty blond hair and chocolate eyes XD. So maybe there a little age gape but love can’t be defined by a number. So you ladies [ lads too ] can have Tom [ or Emma whatever floats your boat ^^ ] though they might leave you and get eloped :(. So umm Emma/Tom pokes Tom get to that baby making, eh?

Musing Music
. I enjoy all kinds of music. Rock, Hip-hop, Gothic, R&B, Industrial, but alternative is my love above all the rest. Ani Difranco, Aphex Twin, Bright Eyes, Broken Social Scene, Cake, Camera Obscura, Cursive Danger Doom, Death Cab for cutie, Dresden Dolls, Emilie Autumn, Eisley, Electric Six, Fugazi, Futureheads, Garbage, Giant Drag, Goldfrapp, Horrorpops, Islands, Janis Joplin, Jack off Jill, Joy Division, Jump, Little Children, Kill Hannah, Left Right, Mindless Self Indulgence, Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Placebo, Rasputina, Regina Spektor, Sage Francis, Schoolyard Heroes, She Wants Revenge, Smoking Popes, Sneaker Pimps, Snow Patrol, Sonic Youth, Syd Matters, The Killers, The Streets, Tsunami Bomb, U2, Violent Femmes, Xiu Xiu,Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Well you're one smart little cookie, aren't you? You're wise and clever, and just love to use your wit and learning to your advantage, and sometimes even the disadvantage of others. Well, nerd, there IS a world outside of that copy of 'Hogwarts: A History', you know.. Oh don't worry! We all know you're special. You're just a naturally good learner, right? Not too much is known about your house right now.. Wow! Not only are you intellegent, you're also an enigma!

i'm in ravenclaw!